Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
― Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
